Who wins the 09 "Everybody Hates Me" award?

Well to all a Happy New Year.

I'm not going to get into details of things going on in my life. I just want to start of this year speaking of who should win the "Everybody Hates Me" award for 09 sponsored by the show "Everybody Hates Chris" but not really. Let's see our nominees.

Kanye West- Ruining little girls acceptances speeches and he dates a model/ video chick who has a fat ass (all my presidents hate that, they wish they had it)

Tiger Woods- Well...America hates him. I guess presidents hate him because he could have had at least one to two black women (could even had a mixed chick.) Plus some of his choices for women are pretty disgusting.

Mario Balotelli (pictured)- Many people don't know him as well. He is an Italian/Ghanian who is 19 years of age. He is a pretty good footballer however he dives too much. He's too cocky for his own good. And his overall attitude is generally bad. Everyone even his own fans jeer him from time to time. You know when your own fans jeer you then that's bad.

But then again Tiger Woods get jeered by his own family so he might have one up.

The voting starts now.

I would put Gilbert Arenas up on this but his current "everybody hates me" behavior started in the last couple of days so he'll probably be on the list for the 2010 award.

Career-Achievement Award of Hatefulness- O.J. Simpson
Hated for good reason. People believed that he did kill two people (I kind of believe that too but let's not get into that) and made a book "If he had done it." (which didn't make book stores). I mean when you try to write a book like that then you deserved to get hated on by the masses. And then when you had all your partners record you trying to take back your own shit. (Even though that recording was pretty funny). You find yourself in jail for that. Like Katt Williams said in one of his stand-up, "If you get off from murder, you ain't suppose to do nothing. No jaywalking or nothing." Well I'll make sure to get your award to you in jail. I might put a key in there so you can get out....

The hot Kanye sunglasses

"Hey, do you want to walk around lookin like you suck the best dick in town?" Do you want to think you look cool when you really don't? Do you want to see horizontal lines on your sunglasses instead of just taking them off and seeing clearly? Well the Kanye West sunglasses are for you. These are for the cool white kids who think that these glasses are hot and other insecure people who think the newest fad is the way to go.

If you want to throw temper tantrums on various video outlets, like youtube, the mtv show punk'd, "I PAID FOR THIS FILM, I'M TAKING THIS SHIT!!" and most notable the 07 VMAs where he got mad for not being on the mainstage.

Also if you want to throw cameras on the ground and wear a ridiculous backpack with a ridiculous bear on it, these are the sunglasses for you....

Side Effects are: Headaches, a feeling of thinking your cool but you're really stupid as hell, a sidekick to the face by either me or aaron if we see you wearing these glasses, and if kanye sees you wearing them he might just hurt you and take his glasses back.

$1999.00

call me at 555-696-9696

or e-mail me at gayasskanyesunglasses@collegedropout.com

Mr. Charles Billingsworth the III.

A couple of complaints I have

I'm going to steer away from my personal life for a couple of post hopefully, cause who's counting anyways, but I got a couple of complaints that I have seen from what I have seen.

1. If you are a regular student (not an athlete) and you are walking around in a walking boot. I suggest you re-evaluate your life. What exactly are you doing, during the school year, to get hurt badly enough to get a walking boot. I love to see sorority girls walk around with that, I mean seriously what did you do get in a fight with your sun dress?? But please I don't think you are that hurt and in all honesty why do you need to get healthy quickly anyway. It's not like you have to play in a football game against Notre Dame or some shit. And who in the world is working that hard in a little game of beach volleyball that you have in your dorm to sprain your ankle. Just throw some ice on it and suck it up. Trust me, if you aren't on crutches and your not an athlete I seriously doubt that you are really hurting.

2. The next mothaf**** who I see walking around wit kanye west sunglasses on will get sidekicked right in between his/her eyes. What makes you think you are cool enough for these glasses? Why? Why? It's raining. what are you doing. That shit isn't going to protect your eyes from the rain, it doesn't even protect your eyes from the sun. Trust me it isn't cool. Just walk around with the regular sunglasses that you have and call it a day. I mean if I wanted to really see kanye that badly I would go to youtube and watch him blow up on mtv or something. "Britney didn't have to do this shit!!" or whatever he said...

3. Shawne Merriman, I'm pretty sure somebody told you that you needed surgery before the season started. It took you until the first game to figure out that you can't play on damaged knees. I think 5 year olds(i'm going to get to that) know that if your knee hurts there is no reason to go outside to play. I mean sometimes I debate whether some football players are retarded (some not all). "Nah dawg, I don't think I can be effective with this." No shit sherlock!!!

4. Chad Ocho Cinco formely know as Johnson. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey dawg why don't you just pay up the 4.8 million for all those Chad Johnson jerseys so I can get a hold of that Ocho Cinco jersey. For those of you that don't know, Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals just recently changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Little that he realized that he had to make a deadline to change his name and if he didn't reebok who prints out all the jerseys put the name he had up there and for all the stores to sell. So for him to get his new name on the jerseys now, He would have to buy out all the jerseys that have been made and distributed in the store counters and that would catch him 4.8 million to do so. So his dumbass wasted his time and changed his name and he can't even use it on his jersey. So kids whatever you do, don't follow Chad Johnson i mean Ocho Cinco, my bad dawg.

5. If you aren't good with communication skills in the class, please don't try to force yourself to talk in class. I've seen people try to contribute in class and just go off in random tangents about their house or dog or something random that doesn't pertain to class whatsoever. I mean if I know what I am talking about then I would contribute but I don't care about getting a bad grade on participation I ain't going to waste my breath and talk about Queen Elizabeth when we are suppose to be talking about Native American Indians. Girl, I don't know what you talking about Pocahantas would f that lady up!!!!

6. And finally Aaron West: you would want to fight 5 year olds would you.



I'm done for now....