Thursday, January 7, 2010

Who wins the 09 "Everybody Hates Me" award?


Well to all a Happy New Year.

I'm not going to get into details of things going on in my life. I just want to start of this year speaking of who should win the "Everybody Hates Me" award for 09 sponsored by the show "Everybody Hates Chris" but not really. Let's see our nominees.

Kanye West- Ruining little girls acceptances speeches and he dates a model/ video chick who has a fat ass (all my presidents hate that, they wish they had it)

Tiger Woods- Well...America hates him. I guess presidents hate him because he could have had at least one to two black women (could even had a mixed chick.) Plus some of his choices for women are pretty disgusting.

Mario Balotelli (pictured)- Many people don't know him as well. He is an Italian/Ghanian who is 19 years of age. He is a pretty good footballer however he dives too much. He's too cocky for his own good. And his overall attitude is generally bad. Everyone even his own fans jeer him from time to time. You know when your own fans jeer you then that's bad.

But then again Tiger Woods get jeered by his own family so he might have one up.

The voting starts now.

I would put Gilbert Arenas up on this but his current "everybody hates me" behavior started in the last couple of days so he'll probably be on the list for the 2010 award.

Career-Achievement Award of Hatefulness- O.J. Simpson
Hated for good reason. People believed that he did kill two people (I kind of believe that too but let's not get into that) and made a book "If he had done it." (which didn't make book stores). I mean when you try to write a book like that then you deserved to get hated on by the masses. And then when you had all your partners record you trying to take back your own shit. (Even though that recording was pretty funny). You find yourself in jail for that. Like Katt Williams said in one of his stand-up, "If you get off from murder, you ain't suppose to do nothing. No jaywalking or nothing." Well I'll make sure to get your award to you in jail. I might put a key in there so you can get out....

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