"Hey, do you want to walk around lookin like you suck the best dick in town?" Do you want to think you look cool when you really don't? Do you want to see horizontal lines on your sunglasses instead of just taking them off and seeing clearly? Well the Kanye West sunglasses are for you. These are for the cool white kids who think that these glasses are hot and other insecure people who think the newest fad is the way to go.
If you want to throw temper tantrums on various video outlets, like youtube, the mtv show punk'd, "I PAID FOR THIS FILM, I'M TAKING THIS SHIT!!" and most notable the 07 VMAs where he got mad for not being on the mainstage.
Also if you want to throw cameras on the ground and wear a ridiculous backpack with a ridiculous bear on it, these are the sunglasses for you....
Side Effects are: Headaches, a feeling of thinking your cool but you're really stupid as hell, a sidekick to the face by either me or aaron if we see you wearing these glasses, and if kanye sees you wearing them he might just hurt you and take his glasses back.
$1999.00
call me at 555-696-9696
or e-mail me at gayasskanyesunglasses@collegedropout.com
Mr. Charles Billingsworth the III.
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